In London
Last carol of the year! Donny Hathaway's "This Christmas" has be appreciatively mutated into the horror you read now. Merry-happy holidays, all!
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O Monstrous Gaol of New Newgate
Set to the music of "O Little Town of Bethlehem" This one goes out to all the prisoners of New Newgate; may their stay be brief, and their faces secure.
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Christmas in the Tombs
This merry little ditty was inspired by Band Aid's "Do They Know it's Christmas?", a song renowned for being as patronizingly sensationalistic as it is well-meant. In keeping with the spirit of the song, let's look at how some society types spare a few thoughts to those unfortunates in the Tomb Colonies.
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I want Hesperidean for Christmas
Next up, a heartwarming tale of immortality as a stand in for semi-aquatic pachyderms. If you loved "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" you'll be sure to tolerate this loving bastardization!
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Mister Maybe
So, once upon a time, Richard, Player of Izzy, thought he'd be able to post some carols over the course of a month.
He was wrong.
Because of Events, I've got to dump them pretty much all at once. Meh.
Anyway, here's a re-imagining of Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby". Insert what ever Master tickles most your unholy fancy.
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He was wrong.
Because of Events, I've got to dump them pretty much all at once. Meh.
Anyway, here's a re-imagining of Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby". Insert what ever Master tickles most your unholy fancy.
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London is Interesting
Here's the first of my carols, medames and mesirs and meothers! In the style of Jonathan Coulton's Christmas is Interesting, I invite you to embark on a magical journey of depressing British holiday wonderment! YEAH!!!
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Last carol of the year, ladies, gents, and whatnot. This one has been (lovingly) bastardized from A Muppet Christmas Carol, one of those warm fuzzy movies of my childhood. May all of you remain warm and fuzzy throughout the season!
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God Rest You Merry, Londoners
Another carol! Sometimes I like to think the revolutionaries and neddies have caroling contests, and that this song would be the result of some loyal lyrical neddyman.
I also like to think that I have heat vision, and that eight tiny reindeer act as familiars to guard my sorcerous manse.
Don't you dare judge me.
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I also like to think that I have heat vision, and that eight tiny reindeer act as familiars to guard my sorcerous manse.
Don't you dare judge me.
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What is London?
Carol number three, written for Lan. Set to the tune of Trans Siberian Orchestra's What is Christmas? Not everyone likes winter in the Neath, but apparently they're still willing to sing about it...
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